The second thing you learn, after you find out your better half is pregnant, is that you can’t tell anyone about it for another 2 months, due to a one in five chance it’ll pop out before then.
How, exactly, are you supposed to keep that one quiet.
The second thing you learn, after you find out your better half is pregnant, is that you can’t tell anyone about it for another 2 months, due to a one in five chance it’ll pop out before then.
How, exactly, are you supposed to keep that one quiet.

It starts. 2 weeks ago, apparently.
The first great mystery of pregnancy – even time itself has a baby brain when it comes to pregnancy. Only 10 days since the point of conception, and my fiancee Emma is already, magically, 4 weeks pregnant.
To be fair, we could have saved ourselves alot of confusion, had we just read up on the topic first. But – like trailer park teenagers – we hadn’t expected to to get knocked up quite so damn fast.