Another great misconception of pregnancy, the term “Morning Sickness”. There is no such thing. It is an all day event.
Forget about those movies where the cute girl runs to the toilet and throws up, then gets on with her day glowing like fucking spring tulip. The reality wouldn’t do much business at the box office.
It starts. 2 weeks ago, apparently.
The first great mystery of pregnancy – even time itself has a baby brain when it comes to pregnancy. Only 10 days since the point of conception, and my fiancee Emma is already, magically, 4 weeks pregnant.
To be fair, we could have saved ourselves alot of confusion, had we just read up on the topic first. But – like trailer park teenagers – we hadn’t expected to to get knocked up quite so damn fast.
